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We have lift-off! Wooo!! ๐Ÿฆ‹

โ€œTime Alone 3โ€ - Tall reddish brown rectangle w/faint leafy brocade pattern & dark watercolor-y โ€œdirtโ€ at bottom. Side view of a spiky pink 10-petaled flower w/wriggly green stalk & 8 dandelion-y leaves. Elliptical clock face over โ€œdirt,โ€ & tiny clock face welds flower & stalk together. Trim: 10 tiny multicolored butterflies @ left & right.

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U.S. Pol - Snark 

Me (returning to Le Birdhouse to finally rake in the clout and snuggles that I've always deserved) :

Sanders, no less than Pelosi, is a major impediment to positive change. Retire, Bitches!

... ๐Ÿฆ— ... ๐Ÿฆ—... ๐Ÿฆ—

Well, damn. That could've gone better.

๐ŸŽญ

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My buddy C. is doing that local mutual aid thing. Reposted for pinning purposes. Contributions from your own locale always welcome.

๐ŸŒบ

friend.camp/@Moss/104875579025

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I have another small art project on the back burner. If you're comfortable with languages besides English, I'd love your help with it:

What's the most coherent and/or poetic way to translate the following sentence:

"Will the rose survive?"

I know online translators exist, but they're not always sufficient.

Thanks in advance. โ˜•

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US Pol - "Friendly Fascism" 

Without anti-militarism (or anti-interventionism) your anti-fascism is doomed to be as frail and hollow as a blown-out egg. :(

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U.S Pol - Snark, Not A Subtoot But I'm Jewish Online Again 

...There's really not much daylight between "lol 'chosen people' " and chuds thinking that because they learned the words "goyim" and "shiksa" now they're experts on us. Fuck, but it's creepy and obnoxious.

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iโ€™m attending these events today, both are very exciting and good. iโ€™ll be in a very genderfucked outfit, so come check me out in person.

I'm kind of tired of the theist/agnostic/atheist continuum.

So I have a new word: un-theist.
An untheist is a religious person who doesn't care if God exists or not.

Maybe God is, maybe God isn't. I am still Jewish and still devoted to living my life in the best way possible guided by Jewish tradition and my own good sense.

#jewish #ethnoreligion #NotYourBoxes

When someone changes either their avatar, or screen name, or both: 

Since when did I follow this person?

okay so lucille is starting daycare next week but there was a registration fee we didn't know about and also our car badly needs an alignment, we need at least $100 in a hurry cuz we're flat broke

paypal.me/londonshine
cashapp $glamorshark
venmo @glamorshark (0309)

Hot "Take" Dog 

If we're discussing them this evening, I'll put in a good word for the tofu version. My commitment to vegetarianism is half-hearted at best. Still, I appreciate the fact that I've never bitten down on anything... unpleasant while having one.

Keep on bringing me those adorable animals, Fedi. My week... uh, wasn't all that great.

Thinking of going offline for my birthday, as a treat. Or a bit. Or a bit of a treat. So many options... so little time to select...

๐Ÿค”

U.S. Pol - Snark, Birdhouse Birdshit, Lewd 

"How can you say anything nice about violent meanies like Mao or Stalin?" quoth the Liberals whenever they need a two-minute break from their compulsive humping of John Mc Cain's grave.

๐Ÿคท

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hey I just got hit with insufficient funds fees because of bank fuckery, leaving me $68 short of where I should be, can anyone please help?

paypal.me/jeffwlogan

#mutualaid

Hey a friend of mine has recently become homeless and struggling. She is disabled and a good friend so pls help her out of you can pls boost too #MutualAidRequest #mutualaid #transaid

paypal.me/pools/c/8Acfo5gkFd

U.S Pol - Snark, Not A Subtoot But I'm Jewish Online Again 

...There's really not much daylight between "lol 'chosen people' " and chuds thinking that because they learned the words "goyim" and "shiksa" now they're experts on us. Fuck, but it's creepy and obnoxious.

๐Ÿ˜ 

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U.S Pol - Snark, Not A Subtoot But I'm Jewish Online Again 

I know I joke about this, but in honesty it's hard to laugh after every Lefty site you've ever been on eventually has someone using variations of this cherry-picked unfunny witticism like they've made some incredible discovery that could fix everything that's wrong with the world... if only Jews would be quiet & listen to people who know nothing about our faith and culture...

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Food: Thanks YouTube For Making Us Laugh At Love. Again. 

No I'm not interested in watching a 60-part series about how rice is more dangerous than strychnine-- promoted by some whey-faced putz trying to bring back liquid protein diet$.

Just give me my damn animal rescue videos and shut the fuck up about everything else. Thanks.

U.S Pol - Snark, Not A Subtoot But I'm Jewish Online Again 

I wish I could grab this wannabe Xtian soldier by his scruff and drag him with me back to Sunday school when I was 10 or 11. We spent very little time congratulating ourselves on what a walk in the park it was to be "chosen." Mostly what we heard was that Yahweh kept giving us chances to live up to his expectations of us and we kept messing up. lol

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gonna make my life indisputably better by being less online (but not in terms of less time online, just in terms of knowing less about what's going on online)

Food: Thanks YouTube For Making Us Laugh At Love. Again. 

No I'm not interested in watching a 60-part series about how rice is more dangerous than strychnine-- promoted by some whey-faced putz trying to bring back liquid protein diet$.

Just give me my damn animal rescue videos and shut the fuck up about everything else. Thanks.

U.S Pol - Snark, Not A Subtoot But I'm Jewish Online Again 

I wish I could grab this wannabe Xtian soldier by his scruff and drag him with me back to Sunday school when I was 10 or 11. We spent very little time congratulating ourselves on what a walk in the park it was to be "chosen." Mostly what we heard was that Yahweh kept giving us chances to live up to his expectations of us and we kept messing up. lol

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