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We have lift-off! Wooo!! πŸ¦‹

β€œTime Alone 3” - Tall reddish brown rectangle w/faint leafy brocade pattern & dark watercolor-y β€œdirt” at bottom. Side view of a spiky pink 10-petaled flower w/wriggly green stalk & 8 dandelion-y leaves. Elliptical clock face over β€œdirt,” & tiny clock face welds flower & stalk together. Trim: 10 tiny multicolored butterflies @ left & right.

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U.S. Pol - Snark 

Me (returning to Le Birdhouse to finally rake in the clout and snuggles that I've always deserved) :

Sanders, no less than Pelosi, is a major impediment to positive change. Retire, Bitches!

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Well, damn. That could've gone better.

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My buddy C. is doing that local mutual aid thing. Reposted for pinning purposes. Contributions from your own locale always welcome.

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friend.camp/@Moss/104875579025

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I have another small art project on the back burner. If you're comfortable with languages besides English, I'd love your help with it:

What's the most coherent and/or poetic way to translate the following sentence:

"Will the rose survive?"

I know online translators exist, but they're not always sufficient.

Thanks in advance. β˜•

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US Pol - "Friendly Fascism" 

Without anti-militarism (or anti-interventionism) your anti-fascism is doomed to be as frail and hollow as a blown-out egg. :(

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Yeah, I'm sitting around in jeans and a hoodie and yeah I put on some perfume just to imagine what'd be like to dress up and go out somewhere. What of it?!?!?!

Omnivore Sweets 

One time back in the wilds of suburban N.J. I turned around in the movie theater and asked some stranger if they had an extra one in their handbag/satchel. My older sister was thoroughly scandalized, but in my defense I was 5-6 years old, tops. (And also, that whole crowning glory thing.)

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Omnivore Sweets 

Ice cream sandwiches are the crowning glory of Western Civilization send toot

Taking time from my busy schedule to devote 60 seconds of crankiness over the fact that live-action Wanda Maximoff has straight blonde hair and not wavy/curly brown/auburn.

Thanks. And now back to our regularly scheduled programming. β˜•

Also I'm proud of myself for thinking up that "speech balloon" effect even if YOU already thought it up three years ago while I was stuck in traffic somewhere. Nyah!

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I've never been deliberately funny on this site and I never will be.

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Crime, Of The Local Variety 

"Hi, Mom. It's me. If you really love your grandkids you won't let them watch so much 'Paw Patrol.' Catch you later. [click]"

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Crime, Of The Local Variety 

It's funny that last summer when protestors busted open that swanky store downtown and took some ugly-ass purses this made national news. My family 3,000 miles away knew about it around the same time I did.

Haven't asked them yet, but somehow I feel like the story from last week when cops were called out to prevent anyone from taking discarded supermarket perishables from a giant dumpster outside isn't going to get that same level of national attention.

Crime, Of The Local Variety 

It's funny that last summer when protestors busted open that swanky store downtown and took some ugly-ass purses this made national news. My family 3,000 miles away knew about it around the same time I did.

Haven't asked them yet, but somehow I feel like the story from last week when cops were called out to prevent anyone from taking discarded supermarket perishables from a giant dumpster outside isn't going to get that same level of national attention.

Let's hear it for me actually finishing a from-scratch dinner almost five minutes before the clock struck 9.

(I cheated a bit by roping mr_xeno into mixing the salad dressing, but whatever.)

[rude belch]

I've never been deliberately funny on this site and I never will be.

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far right / nazi warning 

Watch out for a user that goes by the name of AgentCasey. They are a far right neo nazi that tends to follow a bunch of people they find (reason unknown). And they have accounts on many, many instances so they keep coming back as you block them. Probably going to go private for a bit because of that.

Looking to do some personal commissions, please boost!
£75✨ Pieces, like these, with backgrounds
£50✨ figures w/o backgrounds
£35✨ busts w/o backgrounds
🌱info/terms & conditions here:
ohhaiku.bigcartel.com/product/
Will add CW'd examples below, but theres lots on my feed/the insta linked in my profile

friend needs urgent help finding housing around portland, boosts needed :boost_ok: 

hey y'all, a friend of mine has been given two weeks to move out of the place he's currently staying and needs somewhere to go in or around portland

his accounts are @DrSagan and @hermes

please help him, if you have somewhere he can go or just by boosting this post

β€œSunken Leisure 6” - Tall purple rectangle w/vari-sized tile/grid effect over all. Lines are curved vertically @ center & marked w/bright blue "pastel" to suggest water. More blue in spots @ L. & R. & in a thin line @ bottom. Trim: 3 sailboat line drawings in 2 triangular & 1 round white β€œtile” w/blue edges, 3 scratchy ellipses, plus 3 patches of faint text. Flat opaque white shape @ bottom w/3 circles suggests larger boat turned away from the sailboats.

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When pandemic lifts, i wanna buy a bunch of roses, and hand them to folks randomly as I travel thru the night.

Gotta increase the net bisexuality in portland, after such a drought.

1978's "Heavy Metal Be-Bop" just started on SPR, and if you haven't heard it, it's worth a spin.

Electric trumpet and sax, Terry Bozzio on drums, the Brecker boys, hell, even Paul Shaffer on Fender Rhodes on this first track.

U.S. Pol - Snark 

BRB must change bio to "Anarcho-Soccdem-Bidenist." No way would that make me look like some paid contractor flack in blue, right?

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β€œSunken Leisure 6” - Tall purple rectangle w/vari-sized tile/grid effect over all. Lines are curved vertically @ center & marked w/bright blue "pastel" to suggest water. More blue in spots @ L. & R. & in a thin line @ bottom. Trim: 3 sailboat line drawings in 2 triangular & 1 round white β€œtile” w/blue edges, 3 scratchy ellipses, plus 3 patches of faint text. Flat opaque white shape @ bottom w/3 circles suggests larger boat turned away from the sailboats.

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