🐚 ms_xenophora 🐚 @xenophora@mastodon.art

I have another small art project on the back burner. If you're comfortable with languages besides English, I'd love your help with it:

What's the most coherent and/or poetic way to translate the following sentence:

"Will the rose survive?"

I know online translators exist, but they're not always sufficient.

Thanks in advance. ☕

Without anti-militarism (or anti-interventionism) your anti-fascism is doomed to be as frail and hollow as a blown-out egg. :(

"Hi I'm Fred The *~*Prog*~*Creative*~*. For 3 yrs. straight I will attack mainstream Dems to get the social capital & hits I crave. During the election year it's different. I slam Greens & any other Left off-road challengers using the same bullshit vote-Neolib-or-die arguments rags like *La Nation* were already peddling when I was still learning to read.

"I'm Fred & I don't really understand shit but ha ha ha I win b/c neither do my fans."

If you'd like to own a standard-size ($1 ea, plus shipping) or "double-wide" ($2 ea, plus shipping) ATC #collage, let's talk!

http://www.ipernity.com/doc/327151/album/1067210

http://www.ipernity.com/doc/327151/album/1067212

I'm linking only these two albums for clarity's sake, but any work you see with a "for sale" tag can also be shipped. I'll also cut you a break on shipping costs if you purchase multiple items. Make me an offer. I'm always looking for bus fare and grocery money. Thanks! :)

[robo voice:] Oh yes please more auto-crossposts from Birdland build build build your *~*brand*~* and preen endlessly about all the platforms you spam while never even once having a real convo with another human oh yes please I just can't get enough [whirr click]

That feeling when you're torn between just completing a piece that's cute but kinda' repetitive so you can move on with life... vs. putting it back on the shelf for a week until you can brainstorm some novel way to end it. 🤔

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I'd be genuinely worried about my weird tastes and loud mouth ruining my career... if I only had a career to ruin. :/

YouTube shoving a banner under a Lee Camp video which helpfully explains:

"RT is funded in whole or in part by the Russian Government."

Yeah, thanks you pandering rich scumfucks I HAD NO IDEA kindly return now to jerking off that smirky little Swedish Nazi-coddler and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE!!!

Almost The End.

(I'll try and remember to add the accompanying illustration later. It's pretty darn amazing.)

[and now to the old-school gendered recipe choices: ]

Shrimp a la Ravigot
Tomato Soup Cake
Crepes Suzette
Grandma's Apple Cider Pie
Chicken Paprikash
Rice Pilaf
Wieners Royal
Peach Cobbler
Corn Oysters
Beef Supreme
Tartar Sauce
Sauce Pan Fudge Cake
Simple Experiments

(All this courtesy the Robertshaw Measured Heat [Range] Cookbook, "Thermostat Specialist Since 1899," Youngwood, Pennsylvania)

"The following recipes and hints are experiments tried by the author of this 'man's chapter," a member of *Sociere des Gentilshommes Chefs de Cuisine*, with gratifying results. They need not be followed slavishly. Toss tradition out the window, accelerate your imagination, and you'll create an inspired masterpiece that will thrill your tastebuds. Selah!"

"A true masculine cook is an experimenter, explorer, seeker of the different, and wanders far afield from basic recipes. No dilletante is he-- but an earnest seeker after new ways-- and one who is happy to shine in the reflected glory of some greater viand producer."