🐚 ms_xenophora 🐚 @xenophora@mastodon.art

On Masto, everyone is LGBT except me, and that's great because my LGBT-dar has always been shit but now that doesn't matter.

Now drink your damn coffee while I restock the pastry tray, Kids.

Thank you mew and flussence. Time to post this until everyone's sick of it. :D

New arrivals: take note:

https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/

[robo voice:] Oh yes please more auto-crossposts from Birdland build build build your *~*brand*~* and preen endlessly about all the platforms you spam while never even once having a real convo with another human oh yes please I just can't get enough [whirr click]

When I post art, there'll be written-out descriptions, for ppl. w/visual issues. So they have some idea of what's there. Sorry if it's dull for everyone else. You can view my work *w/o* all that rambling here, though:

http://www.ipernity.com/doc/327151

On ipernity, your company will be just an occasional Aunt Joke, + info on some of the picture sources.

I don't get rich from this, so please don't sic any corporate lawyers on me.

Thanks, Artists. [raises mug] ☕️ 🥐

I was trying to devise one of those ascending-levels-of-brain-power meme things, but it fell through because any brain activity for me so early in the day/week/year is already THE zenith.

.Art have I told you lately that you're the daily calcium in the bones of my ego? Or something.

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#collage #MastoArt #Photoshop

"Bye-Bye, Love 2" - Horiz. rect. w/coarse "canvas" split w/ L. 1/2 purple w/faint img. of industrial wires, R. 1/2 in green w/faint img. of tumbled stones. (Ea. 1/2 has thick outer edge in the opp. side's color.) Big B&W ellipse of a clock face turned at 45-d. angle. Lower R: 1940s little boy illo. Upper L: same, but little girl. Opp. corners have red-rimmed speech balloons ea. w/1 word asemic type. Center line partially covered by 6 size-graduated red spheres.

Welcoming posters 1/3rd my age by complaining that Trekkies are a protected species on Masto.

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Up too late doing horrifically nitpicky stuff in Photoshop and loving it. 🤡

On the plus side, the kitchen's clean so if I want to trash it 12 hours from now doing my half-assed version of brunch, I'm prepared. 👑

Fixing Bang Bang Chicken from the Omnivore's Cookbook site. Just a coincidence unconnected to V-Day, I assure you. 😇

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#collage #MastoArt #Photoshop

"Preston 4" - Tall med. blue rectangle w/slight texture. Random shapes/items in red, golden yellow, and blue arranged/stacked loosely in the shape of a "2." Shapes are half-circles, circles, squares, rectangles (red, w/some starry brush marks), & ellipses. Items are a spring, an auto engine connector, a rotary phone, a Deco-ish bottle of hot sauce, & two gold frames w/marble-y blue & white brushwork inside. Also includes two long rectangles w/white asemic type.

It is SO much easier to avoid dishing out buckets of uncalled-for hostility when I'm NOT on the job search treadmill. [sigh]

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Why are you like this, Brain? At the precise moment in time when we most need epic amounts of live-and-let-live you can't spare me even a crumb's-worth.