🐚 ms_xenophora 🐚 @xenophora@mastodon.art

If elected President of the U.S. I promise to restore Lido™s, Nassau™s, and Tahiti™s to their proper place in the cookie pantheon. Milano™s and their decades-long acts of aggression must be reined in for the good of all. Restore dessert biodiversity!

(Also those damn "Holiday" Gingermen™ with the sugary skin spotting must go... because they still freak me the fuck out.)

Maybe I just miss it for the most part, but I don't really see much positivity or even general acknowledgement directed at intersex folks?

So, just wanted to say you're all awesome and send love and positivity to the intersex folks that I know are out there because you fucking deserve it. 💗

I suck at writing these and they're annoying AF and I guess that's why there's been no donations for weeks
And as much as I want to give up and never do one of these again, I have no other choice but to beg for help to keep us from becoming homeless from this fucking renoviction

I'm sorry but I have no idea how much time we have left
Please.. If you can help or boost

😫 😫 😫 😭 💔 😭 😫 😫 😫

https://venmo.com/luxotek
https://cash.app/$luxotek
https://paypal.me/luxotek

https://gofundme.com/theysoldourcondoandkickingusout

Can anyone spare like...£20 so I can get to work and buy food for the next 2 days please? When I get a new tablet I'll do art things for you

https://www.paypal.me/n7loren

hey people! i need help finding recs for a thing!

i need some semi-fashionable but comfy red boots. lower than knee-high, but can be between ankle and knee.
minimal heel height, no point-heel/stiletto shenanigans. needs to go up to a us women's size 11 preferably?
(i know sizing is tricky but that's what i usually am)

please and thank you!

I'm not gonna show you all the pieces I made but I put my favorites of each batch on top. One of these may be called for, but if you want to see a close up, I am taking requests. Also i think these are sideways I'm not gonna fix them. Fave/boost freely pls.
#FediArt

"Hi I'm Fred The *~*Prog*~*Creative*~*. For 3 yrs. straight I will attack mainstream Dems to get the social capital & hits I crave. During the election year it's different. I slam Greens & any other Left off-road challengers using the same bullshit vote-Neolib-or-die arguments rags like *La Nation* were already peddling when I was still learning to read.

"I'm Fred & I don't really understand shit but ha ha ha I win b/c neither do my fans."

@iamirshad @Deepsealioness @IndiasMuslims @happyone @nchozhan @imMAK02 @jamewils

Basically what you have is a bunch of shitty little white nazi friendly open source enthusiasts ignoring anything but how much they can wack off about some piece of software.

They don't have to consider anything else than that because it doesn't affect them, being shitty little white nazi friendly open source enthusiasts, so they don't.

https://mastodon.social/web/statuses/103136312379137869

@staticsafe the admin didn't think that being federated with Gab was a problem. Something like that.

Maybe worth checking with the community if anyone has recipe as I tend not to keep any.

(I don't give a white guy in the US working for google (if I remember correctly) the benefit of the doubt on not blocking fash)

This is one of my favorite contemporary artists who's work focuses on pre-colonized mesoamerica, traditions and spirituality, theyre having a sale rn:

https://etsy.me/2NT3C79

There were, evwn by portland standards, a Lot of Murals
#OurStreets

My medium rare steak shouldnt cook to well done in front of me because of the thing you served it on being too hot

time to figure out which one of my followers is now my eternal nemesis

@xenophora one would hope the journalists who had to write articles *last week* about how tens of thousands of people migrated over here because the site they're on is a hellhole would pause and think, maybe gain some self-awareness. But nah.

@ALWETP It's also an easy thing for police infiltrators to exploit. Self-defense is one thing, as is attack, but attack is a lot easier for COINTELPRO-style programs to adapt to, exploit, and bring down organizations and affinity groups

@RainierBeringer There's an adage I hear around a lot that "if I come for a Nazi in the night, he can stop being a Nazi and I'll leave him alone. If he comes for me, I can't just stop being [gay/queer/Black/etc]." This justifies leftist political violence as self defense, and I 100% agree with it, but we have to remember the "leave him alone" part. "The only dead Nazi is a good Nazi" is a great slogan, but we need to remember the implied corollary, which is "an ex-Nazi isn't a Nazi."

Joking about killing will eat at you. We need to take violence very seriously and respect it as the tool for liberation that it is, and not as something to enjoy or revel in, or we risk letting the fasc in.

Someone better break this tie or I'll be forced to conduct a run-off. 👊