🐚 ms_xenophora 🐚 @xenophora@mastodon.art

If you'd like to own a standard-size ($1 ea, plus shipping) or "double-wide" ($2 ea, plus shipping) ATC #collage, let's talk!

http://www.ipernity.com/doc/327151/album/1067210

http://www.ipernity.com/doc/327151/album/1067212

I'm linking only these two albums for clarity's sake, but any work you see with a "for sale" tag can also be shipped. I'll also cut you a break on shipping costs if you purchase multiple items. Make me an offer. I'm always looking for bus fare and grocery money. Thanks! :)

Thank you mew and flussence. Time to post this until everyone's sick of it. :D

New arrivals: take note:

https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/

[robo voice:] Oh yes please more auto-crossposts from Birdland build build build your *~*brand*~* and preen endlessly about all the platforms you spam while never even once having a real convo with another human oh yes please I just can't get enough [whirr click]

When I post art, there'll be written-out descriptions, for ppl. w/visual issues. So they have some idea of what's there. Sorry if it's dull for everyone else. You can view my work *w/o* all that rambling here, though:

http://www.ipernity.com/doc/327151

On ipernity, your company will be just an occasional Aunt Joke, + info on some of the picture sources.

I don't get rich from this, so please don't sic any corporate lawyers on me.

Thanks, Artists. [raises mug] ☕️ 🥐

@a_breakin_glass @shoutcacophony I know just enough to be a danger to myself and the whole Fediverse. :P

Unfollow me, World. I care not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu8sgkXII6k

One example. Georges Braque has lived in my head rent-free since that day in 1987 (?) when someone brought proofs for a book of his etchings into the copy shop where I worked. Braque made figures who have blotchy fish or bird heads but bodies made of lines like hand-coiled wire springs or those hair clusters you have to discard when cleaning the sink. He's one of my prized tenants. <3

I'm sure I'm not the only one who's noticed the strangeness of the phrase, "So-and-so lives rent-free in your head." Despite our commonly held views about property and rent, somehow when we playfully imagine a rent-free world it's in the most negative way possible. [grumble]

Tomorrow: my 50-part homage to all the people I *invited* to live in my head rent-free. Breakfast and lunch will both be provided.

Cat: Lemme' Out

Me: (in next room) Pipe down, Predator Boy I'm trying to work here

Cat: But sunlight fresh air BIRDS must KILL BIRDS release meeeee

Me: Put a sock in it you hairy clown I can't concentrate

Wacky Rich Neighbor: Knock Knock. Predator Boy come hang out in our deluxe catio all day long okay?

Cat: Yippeee

[They depart]

Me: Ahhhh.. sweat peace... safe birds

[roll credits]

Since some1 else is writing in detail re:difficulty in Lefty community-building when your templates/models/programming is RW, I feel like I want to chime in & write something long form with a link. But it'd just end up being a bunch of frothing vignettes about bad run-ins from the last 18.5 years. Half would be me self-flagellating & the other half would be me persuasively arguing that the other person was/is Satan. Eh. Never mind.