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Holy shit. Someone named Isabel Fall took "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" as a writing prompt and produced one of the most fabulous cyberpunk, post-human, trans-human mindfucks I've read in a long time. This is extremely my shit

We're currently at my parents' place where Lily is creating characters for her cousins in the Roblox game "Royale High"!

fun fact, anyone can talk about magic the gathering by just making up a bunch of bullshit. there's too many,,, no one can prove you're bluffing

the problem with goblin aggro in the current micro extended format is the curving on multicolor commitments and how badly it's countered by tempo in the meta

see? it's impossible to prove whether *i* don't know what im talking about or *you* don't

Current status: waiting an eternity for my ageing Late 2010 15" MacBook Pro to recompile FreeBSD's kernel in the hopes of getting wifi working.

Current status: At the Microsoft Store getting my nearly-four-year-old original-gen Elite controller with the grips-coming-off problem replaced. They don't have any of the original controllers anymore but they said I could pay the $50 difference between the RRP of the original and the new one and get a brand-new Elite 2! 🎉

capitalists reinventing public services poorly is one of my favorite tropes

I used to doodle jet fighters in my school books in primary school, and here I am again 25 years later! This was 40 minutes in Procreate with the Derwent and HB Pencil brushes.

This is the face of someone who, for the first time in the six years we've had him, saw people on the TV and had to bark at them. (Specifically Tom Allen and Rob Beckett on 8 Out Of 10 Cats). It must have been some specific angle, but I unpaused it and it completely startled him and he jumped back and barked even more!

Which direction does your icon face?

Please boost for highest possible demographic :)

a lot of us on here are some flavor of LGBTQ+. how would you feel if a cis person jumped into your mentions to deny your experience, or made posts dismissing your concerns as trivial? but thats exactly what i see people doing over and over on here to POC. please learn some respect

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i'm gonna say this in the gentlest way possible: i think a lot of you need to learn to shut the hell up for a second, especially when a marginalized person is telling you what they think about something. it's exhausting to watch people step on rakes over and over on here especially when it comes to issues of race

Someone tried to connect to my MUD via their browser and because of how character creation works right now, that kind of worked so there's now a player standing in Crossed Candles Inn with the user name "GET / HTTP/1.1"

please stop telling your kings and queens to go off. they are on my lawn and loudly slaying at all hours of the night. i have not slept in weeks


My new little coffee grinder (a Porlex Mini) works an absolute treat! It took maybe a minute and a half to do the double shot worth of beans for this, and it's come out like having a proper barista at home). 👌

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