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Had a dream about my OCs few days ago, and then I grabbed a pencil and there was no one to stop me

One definite thing I've noticed in the year since I quit Twitter and moved solely to Mastodon, I don't find myself feeling like I _need_ to be keeping up with my timeline at all times. I don't have the urge refresh it every spare second I happen to have.

DILF stands for DILF I’d Like to Fuck. Expanding each consecutive DILF opens another instance of DILF I’d Like to Fuck — infinitely, a never-ending sequence of drop-down tabs leading you deeper and deeper into the abyss. You click again and again hoping finally to reveal the meaning of DILF, but each time you’re met with yet another mystery. The longer the chain, the darker your room grows. You click and click and click but find no respite. You feel yourself descending into the black nether,

And tonight he made himself VERY comfortable in my lap while we were watching QI.

Beanie was sitting under the window the other day, it was open and kept blowing the curtain over him. He really didn't seem to care!

It's the 29th of September and there's already Christmas stuff for sale in the stores here. Sigh.

☁️🐶💜, sort of ec 

this dingus will not stop eating things off the ground on his walk, the way a dingus would

Fellow admins of the Fediverse, you should consider blocking, instance-wide and immediately.
Kiwi Farms is a far right online forum dedicated to harassment, doxxing and gaslighting. They are *very* dangerous. Some of their favorite target have been harassed by them for years and they love to target vulnerable people.
They opened a Pleroma instance some months ago. Suspend them and be careful.

Food (Beyond Burger patties) 

We noticed that Coles had Beyond Burger patties in stock last night and so picked them up just to try them.

We made them for lunch today, and I thought it was delicious. If you'd told me that it was beef I'd have totally believed you, the texture and flavour seemed spot-on. Interestingly, Kristina absolutely couldn't STAND it and it's got a really weird smell and chemical aftertaste for her!

Ah good, it's that time of year where we can't leave the door to the backyard open without at least one very large fly getting in.

One of the hardest things about being Australian is mentally shifting the definition of the word "liberal" when you're reading an article about overseas politics.

I don't think we get enough credit for keeping that straight.

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