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Unsolicited dick pic community is in a panic rn

If any of you have wondered what my relationship with Erin is like, this pretty much sums it up.

Her: *here is a considered take on an issue that goes to the heart of what we want this country to look like moving into the future*

Me: FUCCCKKKEEENNNNN BANJO EMOJJIIIII GET IN!

Someone's had trouble staying warm during his evening snores lately, but the solution to it has been well accepted

RE: "the great frontend divide": in an unnecessarily-gendered industry, could this be rooted in the way we wrongly devalue skills thought to be feminine (design, #CSS) in favour of skills thought to be masculine (engineering, #JS)?
zendev.com/2018/09/11/css-dism
#genderequality

Advantage of using Procreate's perspective assist when doing art on the train: it doesn't really matter how wiggly the train is, my lines are still straight! \o/

don't 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a 👏 millennial 👏 if 👏 you're 👏 not 👏 even 👏 a 👏 thousand 👏 years 👏 old 👏

Apparently it was effective, half the neighbourhood was out and they found her. \o/

Well, that was a first... we heard a helicopter fly over, then come back, and again, and again. Went outside to see what was going on, and it was a police helicopter, which then started announcing on its loudspeaker "We are looking for an 8 year-old child, missing since 6pm. Denim shorts, purple top, named Chloe".

I don't think I've ever come across a police helicopter announcing anything, especially not for a missing child!

topher isn't a real name. it's just the leftover material from when they make someone named chris

tfw you're told the party theme is Under The Sea but you got that goth aesthetic to uphold (eye contact)

I am so delightfully clean right now... head freshly shaved, beard trimmed, showered, freshly-washed pyjamas, and the sheets have been washed too.

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