CthulhuWolf @virtualwolf@mastodon.art

it's time for the fact of the day:

white people love prayer bc it combines meditation and asking to speak to the manager

Duel-booting: Two operating systems enter, only one leaves

Things that aren't commit messages;
- "Fixed"
- "Updated config.xml"
- "inshallah"
- "lol"
- "Sorry"
- "Sorry Dave"
- "I think this works"

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

@MoMartin @Are0h this makes sense. You only become a firefighter if you believe in your core that you are willing to die for other people. You become a cop because you want the power to bully others.

Fewer cop shows

More firefighter shows

This also works if you take out the word "shows"

Snumpie says blep

spent the better part of the day theming my phone's home screen...