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Hi mastodon.art!

I've moved here from mastodon.social, am entirely new to the world of all things art, and am merely aspiring at the moment. Got myself an iPad Pro and Apple Pencil and have been doodling around in Procreate. I'm hoping to get inspired and learn from all your amazing pieces of artwork.

We had a three-way Kill Team game tonight, between Death Guard, Genestealer Cult, and Primaris Marines. God damn the Marines are hard to kill, and my Poxwalkers are VERY squishy against them. Probably not worth taking any next time depending on the mission. I managed to kill only a single Marine right at the end.

The fact that my joints crackle like a glowsticks but refuse to actually glow frustrates me :kirby_walk:

I love just browsing through the local timeline, seeing what people from all over the world are up to. It's peaceful.

Kids, I didn’t cook enough. But of course if I’d added another handful I’d be drowning in fucking penne wondering how the fuck such a small box made so much fucking pasta.

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Staring at the box of pasta trying to work out how much I need to cook for myself and Bub tonight, and maybe two serves of leftovers for work and knowing whatever amount I pick it’ll be wrong.

Still looking for coders -- especially coders of marginalized groups -- to help us build an alternative to #FDroid that actively works to cast out all bigotry instead of drawing the line at blatant promotion.

Currently, we're looking for people that are able to code for the Android app, though later, we'll be looking for people capable of coding for a repo and web server, as well as a build server even later on.

If you're willing and able to contribute, hit us up in DMs. We could use the help.

turning off your adblocker/noscript/tracker blocker, or, as i call it, "browsing without a condom"

This is the face of a dog who was waiting patiently for Kristina to get home but then heard a noise outside and wasn't sure if he needed to go and bark and it.

Not gonna lie, "a11y" looks more like a leetspeak version of "ally" to me than an abbreviation of "accessibility."

One of the things the youngest daughter has introduced me to since she started uni is the delightful world of Ridiculously Niche Ancient History Memes

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when I'm the first person to get upset about something

This is the face of a dog who desperately wants to get out of the room to go bark at the tradie who's finishing our pergola off.

I barely haven't posted anything here yet, so here is something I've been doing lately.

I recently started to bought cameras on flea market.

Recently I bought my first digital one, a Mavica MVC-FD7; a late 90' camera using floppies as a storage medium.
And with the charm of this low resolution, I made a photoshop template file to transform them with my usual aesthetic.
I'm still experimenting with it, but I love it so much.

Androgyny of different fantasy races:

Elf: everyone’s pretty, but has no ass.

Dwarf: everyone’s hairy, but has no ass.

Orc: everyone’s SHREDDED and can crack walnuts between their cheeks.

Tiefling androgyny: Aesthetic™ is the new gender.

Aasimar androgyny: everyone is pretty, but if you ever pull their trousers down your eyes get scorched out by divine light.

Goblin androgyny: you’re small and horrible and you're pretty certain that ‘gender’ was a kind of beetle you ate last week.

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