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... shit. Did anyone wake up up Green Day?

If ancient Egyptians coined the ouroboros symbol, does that mean they were eating ass before it was cool?

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if you're dumb enough to buy copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to ea-nasir's copper!
bad deals! copper that doesn't arrive! thieves!
if you think you're gonna find good copper at ea-nasir's, you can kiss my ass!
it's our belief you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit, guaranteed!
if you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass!
you heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!

If I was trash somebody would take me out once a week.

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New Drugs & Wires page is up!
It's been a while but it's good to be back.

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bagel skin implies that bagels can be skinned for their bagel hide, which can be tanned to create bagel leather

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ok but why do they make donut holes but nobody makes bagel holes

what if i just want a big box of bagel balls

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