look whenever some weird hetero shit happens in any book but especially Dresden files I just zone out and think about how I haven't been to the dentist in like three years
why is it on the ceiling, harry??what are you doing, HARRY.
this is how his daughter was conceived by the way
its dumb and weird because it's bad bondage not because I'm not into bondage.....
the worst joke I've ever made, 10/10, VERY proud of myself
I posted a new poem on my Patreon, not behind a paywall. It's called Wordchoke. It'd mean a lot if you would read it and, if it speaks to you, if you would share it.
slow3?? my favorite mystic quest spell!!!
"auararouse" is some ambien-level misspelling. like "the next morning I opened up my browser and there were 19 google searches for it that i don't remember"
1) I know what thorns are
2) no power on heaven or earth can stop me from reading it as wrappe
look just let me talk about my special interests like fungi and church history.
I actually DO have interests outside of fandom, which is exactly why I can make such hilarious jokes about barry allen's divinity.
also me talking about embroidery and this cool grimoire I found and I'm making fun of the spelling in isn't as funny
ok I absolutely thought I was done but I can't get over them making a like almost hour long video in fandom and never mentioning that the bulk of what queer creators/fans do ENTIRELY revolves around a slightly antagonistic relationship with The Thing, and generally we buy from fellow gays making gay stuff since The Thing won't ever canonize our stories or have us show up in them.
objectively speaking this is the least worst thing they've done but jesus christ it's such a blind spot when you're making a big video on it.
like for all the research you do, you never ever ran into the maybe apocryphal fact that kirk/spock shippers kept the tapes circulating?or just how important zines are? NONE of that?
fandom isn't...like, a pat good or bad, but my experience has NEVER been BUY THIS LIMITED EDITION THING ITS YOUR ENTIRE BEING NOW, its "the creators say they're cishet and we're ignoring that. fuck them."
bird hellsite, peter coffin
I'm not so much offended as I am laughing so hard I'm gonna piss, like this level of cognitive rot is UNREAL
single player eldritch horror, artist and goblin.
big opinion haver
john hellblazer is my favorite comic character.
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