look whenever some weird hetero shit happens in any book but especially Dresden files I just zone out and think about how I haven't been to the dentist in like three years

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why is it on the ceiling, harry??what are you doing, HARRY.

this is how his daughter was conceived by the way

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its dumb and weird because it's bad bondage not because I'm not into bondage.....

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pictured: me still being more competent than matpat and doug walker

the worst joke I've ever made, 10/10, VERY proud of myself

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catabasis, a greek term meaning "journey to tvtropes" is a pivotal step in the hero's journey.

I posted a new poem on my Patreon, not behind a paywall. It's called Wordchoke. It'd mean a lot if you would read it and, if it speaks to you, if you would share it.

patreon.com/posts/37567679

mastodon is great bc I no longer have to preemptively cut off the WELL ACTUALLYS at the pass everyone is so chill, I love it.

"ancient aliens is just proto game theory" is an indisputable fact but I just hate knowing that so much

"auararouse" is some ambien-level misspelling. like "the next morning I opened up my browser and there were 19 google searches for it that i don't remember"

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1) I know what thorns are
2) no power on heaven or earth can stop me from reading it as wrappe

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I found this like months ago and seeing how sloth is spelled is enough to send me into jaggy coffing fits from laughing so hard

some of these like, come on man you had to know going in you were spelling it wrong

look just let me talk about my special interests like fungi and church history.

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I actually DO have interests outside of fandom, which is exactly why I can make such hilarious jokes about barry allen's divinity.

also me talking about embroidery and this cool grimoire I found and I'm making fun of the spelling in isn't as funny

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like look, making fandom your personality is absolute dogshit and you need to figure out more things you like or why you like a certain thing but to claim all fandom is the hyper aggressive shitbirds who stan admiral ackbar is ridonkulous

peter coffin 

ok I absolutely thought I was done but I can't get over them making a like almost hour long video in fandom and never mentioning that the bulk of what queer creators/fans do ENTIRELY revolves around a slightly antagonistic relationship with The Thing, and generally we buy from fellow gays making gay stuff since The Thing won't ever canonize our stories or have us show up in them.

peter coffin 

objectively speaking this is the least worst thing they've done but jesus christ it's such a blind spot when you're making a big video on it.

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peter coffin 

like for all the research you do, you never ever ran into the maybe apocryphal fact that kirk/spock shippers kept the tapes circulating?or just how important zines are? NONE of that?

fandom isn't...like, a pat good or bad, but my experience has NEVER been BUY THIS LIMITED EDITION THING ITS YOUR ENTIRE BEING NOW, its "the creators say they're cishet and we're ignoring that. fuck them."

bird hellsite, peter coffin 

I'm not so much offended as I am laughing so hard I'm gonna piss, like this level of cognitive rot is UNREAL

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