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@sublingual oh no, after watching a weird video with a japanese professor pointing out his conspiracy theory about ancient female carvings all wearing panties, its all i can see now everytime.

@mxsiege What was the conspiracy? The alien monolith that founded civilization was just a crate of panties?

@sublingual it was literally something about aliens, and some goddesses being transgender women

@sublingual like i watched quite a few of his videos, they're mostly in japanese but his main tying together theory is that jesus was immortal, and pretended to be various people through history including Da Vinci and painted the mountains of mars in the background of the Mona Lisa to show that he was indeed jesus. You know, straight forward sort of things.


@mxsiege Well, this is the kind of thing that is just so obvious that most archeologists don't even bother to mention it. But I guess someone has to grab the low hanging fruit.

@sublingual i kind of wish i could start an argument with him over what is evidently pubic hair.

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