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@sublingual my head kinda looks like that
@sublingual oh no, after watching a weird video with a japanese professor pointing out his conspiracy theory about ancient female carvings all wearing panties, its all i can see now everytime.
@mxsiege What was the conspiracy? The alien monolith that founded civilization was just a crate of panties?
@sublingual it was literally something about aliens, and some goddesses being transgender women
@sublingual like i watched quite a few of his videos, they're mostly in japanese but his main tying together theory is that jesus was immortal, and pretended to be various people through history including Da Vinci and painted the mountains of mars in the background of the Mona Lisa to show that he was indeed jesus. You know, straight forward sort of things.
@mxsiege Well, this is the kind of thing that is just so obvious that most archeologists don't even bother to mention it. But I guess someone has to grab the low hanging fruit.
@sublingual i kind of wish i could start an argument with him over what is evidently pubic hair.
@taweret so the fun part is that basically everything for him comes back to the fact that its all proof that jesus is eternal and leaving clues everwhere and jesus would know to do this because he can see into the future and past.
@mxsiege does he have any vids in english at all? or at least with english captions?
@mxsiege nevermind i found one
@mxsiege it's about time travelers but he starts off talking about pentagrams!
@mxsiege he counted the lines of hair on a figure in a picasso painting. i can't wait to see how it ties into time travel and pentagrams
@taweret also a lot of it seems to come down to that old white men all look the same and therefore are all jesus.
@mxsiege aha! picasso painted the same number of strands of hair on one particular figure as the statue of liberty has spikes on her crown and that has something to do with jewish matriarchs apparently
@taweret cant you shoot me a link, id love to hear about the statue of liberty and jewish matriarchs
@taweret 2:20 in and he already brings up snake woman again
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