The good news is, not *every* pet owned by my in-laws is literally named (see also: Piglet, Billy the Goat). The bad news is, every pet that isn't is named Max.
(Okay the two Maxes live half a continent apart, and the second one came with the name.)
@silverseams this is adorable and I want one
@silverseams !!!!
(Technically Kitty's name, the one she's listed as at the vet, is Lolita, but that was mostly a joke and SIL/BIL just call her Kitty. I tried asking all the other in-laws if they knew the cat's name and FIL suggested "Cat?" because literally that's all SIL ever refers to her by in emails, and finally just asked SIL directly.)