Type of guy who thinks he's a real Texan but drives a jacked up waxed vanity pickup truck with not a single speck of dirt, vapes, and wears a flat bill hat


My dude any Mexican immigrant you are probably racist to who has only been here for a couple years is more of a real Texan than you are

And that's the sweet tea, bro.

@scoots when i see white guys with "NATIVE TEXAN" flag stickers on their white trucks:

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