"It's not that he's an insufferable narcissist with a napoleon complex, it's just statistically likely that everyone he's mad at is also going to be taller than him."
"Like a set of ginsu knives crossed with a snake and a stretch armstrong, then doused in several gallons of inner turmoil and insecurity"
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