i had a dream last night that jim davies came forward on twitter dot com and announced – Garfield is Black. Garfield has always been Black, actually. if you didn't think Garfield the cat was Black the whole time, fuck you.
and –*get this*– somehow, that ended racism. prisons and police were abolished. the us/nato empire dissolved. reparations were paid. colonized land was repatriated to indigenous people. everything was finally made right with the world.
in the dream I was talking with my shitty conservative uncle over dinner, and he was surprisingly thrilled with all of this. he said he never understood before, but the truth had all finally fallen into place for him. because he realized Garfield was Black.
I haven't even heard of it until now. What an awful, awful idea...
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