jfml @jfml@mastodon.art

A1335.14
Death comes
into the world
by treachery
of the gods:
stick used
by man
for scratching his back is changed
into cobra.

saw this gender neutral title and thought it's fucking awesome

A1355.1.1
Origin
of menstruation:
punishment
because Eve ate forbidden fruit.

young me: Ducktales!

current me: return those artifacts to the cultures you stole them from, McDuck

I almost never recommend a business to anyone because “no ethical consumption under capitalism” usually means choosing between lesser-evils rather than choosing flawed-goods. However, I would currently like to recommend a small “slow fashion” clothing creator I tried out recently. I’m wearing my first pair of leggings from them & I’m super thrilled with everything so far. https://origamicustoms.com/

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weather: hm what I am supposed to do in february
weather: oh I know
*gets warmer*
weather: why does it feel I'm missing something
*hails*
weather: wait there's something wrong
*snows*
weather: ahh that's better
the flowers that were already blooming: x_x

Early Valentine's Day idea...

This is only the 2nd time in a year posting SFW stuff. 👀

#NSFW again. Brought back last week's OL couple for Valentine's Day.

May you have someone to share honmei choco with. Or, even better, forget that and just eat it all yourself!

Although this is a very simple picture, I like it a lot.
A view of the sea through a window in the wall of the Acronauplia
#photography
#fediart

old people when i was 9: don't believe everything you see on the internet

old people now: look at this clearly doctored footage that's meant to rile people up! this is a good excuse for me to be racist. no i will not be doing any self reflection, thanks

How to Question the Accuracy of Police Speed Radar

this comics artist collective just opened a scholarship + accommodation + travel fund for a workshop
- for SE Asians living in SE Asia
- Under 35
- Comic artists + illustrators, students
- workshops are in English
- applications open till march 4th

https://unnamed.asia/2020/02/22/were-sponsoring-a-free-journey-to-the-weekend-of-comics-and-illustration/

Hello Mastodon ! I’m Soran, I love colorful contrasted pictures, but also japanese patterns & folklore !

#traffic #pollution #puddlemunch

Whenever I’m feeling kind of bleh, I look up the “American baseball player” names from a 90s Japanese video game and immediately start ugly-laughing. It never fails to make me feel better

the B in BMI stands for bullshit

@alraune every day is a good day for sharing https://socialjusticeleaguenet.wordpress.com/2011/09/18/how-to-be-a-fan-of-problematic-things/

im not kidding

Oh no!