Jen @jendrawscomics@mastodon.art

I heard something that sounded like a really noisy bird today and I was like How interesting what kind of bird could that possibly be???

Turns out it was a dog squeaky toy two houses away lolll

Convinced this is the only way anyone eats plain raw celery

Anything you eat with peanut butter on it becomes solely a vehicle for the peanut butter, the real star of the show

I thought I basically knew what flowers looked like until I started following gardening twitter and hey turns out I don't know anything

Anyway you should follow @/makinggardens so you too can yell What IS That

When someone leaves a nice comment on your smutty webcomic 😌♥️

It's 46 degrees outside right now and only a high of 67??? It's officially hoodie weather lads 🎃🍂🍃🌬️

They keep finding more sarcophagi and I tell you 2020 simply cannot handle anymore pls put them back

Brett is packing up our bookshelves and he put all the smut comics and a smut calendar right on the top of each box
Jokes on him I'll tell whichever person opens it those are his

Okay we're taking time for ourselves today, let's draw comics 😤✨👏👏👏👏✨

Lol so now tiktok is gonna stay, maybe???

Verdict: excellent, I did up putting more salt in and I think it would benefit from like another half can worth of black beans but yes very good would make again👏👏👏 Slices of avocado on top is a ✨necessity✨😙

Sometimes I just say the word bee-haw out loud so it stays in my most recently used phrases and Brett doesn't even question it anymore

A lot of my motivation and joy lately comes from cooking bcs it's a distraction from anxiety and also I love dinner lol

I'm making chicken tortilla soup in the slow cooker and it smells great and it's distracting me from getting any work done 👀🤲 https://www.budgetbytes.com/slow-cooker-chicken-tortilla-soup/

Why the hell would Twitter suppress hashtags in tweets when that's how the site operates for trending topics and stuff

Anxiety really kicking my ass lately lol

Me, doing laundry:
My anxiety: are you serious right now we're gonna die what do you need clean shirts for
Me, eating lunch:
My anxiety: you can't eat there's that thing right around the corner we have to do yet and we don't know what it'll be like but we're probably gonna die

Me, sitting, having a sip of tea to an outsider: Look at that person just enjoying the day, having a glass of ice tea and contemplating life
Me, sitting, having a sip of tea to my anxiety: look at you sitting there like we aren't going to die any second, idiot

Isn't an app that starts "degrading" bcs you can't get updates like, potentially a ticking time bomb for security vulnerabilities especially when there's ppl out there who know ppl will just leave that app on their phone

So wait, the app will remain on your phone if you already have it and you can use it, but bcs you won't be able to get to it in the app store, you won't be able to get software updates which presumably have security patches and stuff? That seems like a really bad way to handle it