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Someone on Tumblr reblogged Al in his USPS getup tagged as "monster" and how dare you, he's no monster he is a himbo 😤

These always end in her rolling around and showing me the tummy which I try to pet, like a moron, and get bit 🥲I will never learn

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Cat makes a single yowl from in the hall and I race over to see what's wrong and she just flops over and starts claw-pulling her way around on the carpet
Ah, a Pay Attention To Me yowl, I see 👌

One day I'm gonna draw myself a femdom comic just so I can learn how to draw the boob

I don't know what all the noise is about Twitter cropping being gone, it sure as hell still crops everything I've seen on the mobile website

I look thoughtful in video calls but it's bcs I'm thinking about what I want to make for dinner

I like mastodon a lot but half the time I don't get any notifications of replies to my tweets, I have to stumble across them in my own home feed or manually open my own posts, I'm confused about why haha

It's drizzling and cool today and I'm sitting with all the windows open and listening to the birds ☕🐦

Sites, anytime I sign in after doing password and authentication codes: do you want to make this a trusted device?

Excuse me but we trust NO device, that is how you get skynet

fantasizing about getting that second shot and just feeling like garbage

Ok, let's settle this once and for all. Today's a good a day as any 😄

animals. they're essentially just some guys who are nearby

Found year-old gum in my desk drawer in my cubicle
Verdict: tastes bad

Still feel bad! But going to keep trucking bcs what else can you do hhhh 😬

Real bad anxiety the last couple days friendos but I took a lavender bubble bath and am gonna turn in early and hope tomorrow is better 💜🙇‍♂️

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