Fruit, botany, fungi, gun violence 

Any time people talk about the botanical definition of "berry", odds are good that the person who finds out that cucumbers, hot peppers, and bananas are berries but strawberries and raspberries are not ends up just a hair's width from going full "Tell me the name of god, you seed bearing piece of shit."

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Fruit, botany, fungi, gun violence 

@erinbee i love that tumblr post so much. Its a form of humor i just cant explain to my mom in a way that makes sense

Fruit, botany, fungi, gun violence 

@foervraengd It's so good, every line is uniquely funny in multiple ways. Like, do you have an hour to attend my lecture on Fungal Tumblrology?

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