Effing 🦄✏️ is a user on mastodon.art. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse.
She learned the spell early, the only one she needed. Time to eat? Here's a spoon. Digging a hole? Big spoon! Bully hitting you with a stick? Spoon to the eye.
The crime rate at her new place was high, but she didn't mind. Her first mugger was found buried under 10,000 spoons.
