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"Mother, why don't the other children have fins?"
"None of their parents have fins."
"Why do the other children only have two arms?"
"Their parents only have two arms."
"Why don't other children have beaks, Mother?"
"None of their parents are squid, my dear."
all of my actual writing today was #fanfic so it's a good thing I still had this one handy 🦑