Everyone else will also ride a dinosaur of their choosing, except for one tiny dinosaur who also joins the gang and rides a motorcycle. #JurassicWorld

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 25, 2018, 20:01

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 25, 2018, 20:01

I really wanted to see someone ride a running dinosaur in the last film, so I propose another sequel called "Jurassic World: Blue's Angels" where Maisie forms a motorcycle gang and rides Blue the Raptor™️

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 25, 2018, 18:51

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 25, 2018, 18:51

#Incredibles2 question: If Elastigirl had a mohawk before meeting Mr. Incredible, it would've been at the latest in the mid-1940s (Incredibles is set in 1962), so maybe it was more like this?

[17yo Josephine Amaya with mohawk haircut, Los Angeles, 1951] http://digital2.library.ucla.edu/viewItem.do?ark=21198/zz0002pd40

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 25, 2018, 17:11

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 25, 2018, 17:11

My favorite idea so far is Jurassic Galaxy. After dinosaurs overrun the earth, humanity finally elects fan-favorite Batman villain Newt Gingrich to enact his moon colonization dream. This space utopia comes to a SCREECHING halt when reptilian space stowaways get free on board.

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 25, 2018, 17:06

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 25, 2018, 17:06

Saw the Jurassic World sequel last night as part of @MelissaLandon@twitter.com’s birthday celebration. Ignore me if I’m spoiling things, but it was very, uh, inspirational as far as where the sequels could go. There are no limits! Here is my thread of #JurassicWorldSequelIdeas

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 24, 2018, 02:01

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 24, 2018, 02:01

College reunion weekend! @ me with a good pic and I’ll photoshop you in

**Courtney Birnbaum** · Jun 21, 2018, 15:51

Courtney Birnbaum boosted

**Christopher Birnbaum** @ScribbleAddict · Jun 21, 2018, 15:51

There's a new website for HQ texture images called Texture Haven, and all I can think of is The Philadelphia Story. #CKDexterHaven #JimmyStewart #CaryGrant

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 21, 2018, 17:01

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 21, 2018, 17:01

THIS BURRITO CONTAINS CURLY FRIES. THERE IS STILL GOOD IN AMERICA. #girlsgirlsgirlsburritos

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 21, 2018, 16:47

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 21, 2018, 16:47

Waiting for food delivery like Scott Pilgrim for his Amazon Dot CA order

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 21, 2018, 00:58

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 21, 2018, 00:58

“Wet like a fine wine.”

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 20, 2018, 00:27

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 20, 2018, 00:27

Guys, it’s confirmed: sharks are smooth. My 4yo. nephew told me.

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 19, 2018, 00:34

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 19, 2018, 00:34

I want a cool baseball-type hat. Any artists on here selling caps on their stores?

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 19, 2018, 00:03

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 19, 2018, 00:03

I was not up for the challenge

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 18, 2018, 23:31

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 18, 2018, 23:31

When you ask your aunt for just one slice of cake.

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 18, 2018, 03:01

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 18, 2018, 03:01

When the weekend’s almost over and that Sunday night reality hits:

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 18, 2018, 01:08

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 18, 2018, 01:08

Can't wait to watch yesterday's new DuckTales episode with @ScribbleAddict!

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 18, 2018, 00:04

**Courtney Birnbaum** @courtney · Jun 18, 2018, 00:04

Butter spoon.

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