Courtney Birnbaum @courtney@mastodon.art

Me + a random note from my phone

It’s Christmas music hours in the home office today.

This year, I'm letting @abbeyhowe@twitter.com make my Christmas list: https://youtu.be/iOMx_ro7Qyg

I thought the hardest part of making a short film would be making the short film but now I need to NAME it?? This is agony.

Which Star Wars character is she? 😍

Fairy Godmother: *slaps roof of pumpkin*
This baby can fit so much magic in it.

Geeking out over this @CarmenSandiego@twitter.com collection 😭 This show is so good. THANKS NETFLIX FAM.

Macy’s should not have forced Augmented Reality balloons onto us in the year of our Lord 2020.

All I wanted was to apply some sunscreen, but now I have to join Count Olaf’s acting troupe as one half of the pale faced ladies. This sunscreen will NOT rub in 😱

This story is from May but I love it. https://www.bbc.com/news/the-reporters-52474808

Although technically @TibbsNotSarge@twitter.com is a "red head" because he has red ears, so he's my REAL favorite.

My favorite red dogs are probably these: https://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/nova-scotia-duck-tolling-retriever/

I love dogs. My childhood dream probably was to have a big internet forum where people would talk about books and dogs.

A list of dogs that are already red that only have to be made big for America's most-loved kaiju, Clifford: https://thehappypuppysite.com/red-dog-breeds/

When you see a large potato-like vegetable: "Oh lawd, jicama"

Last night I had a dream that the last Star Wars film was terrible. Good thing it was just a dream... ha...haha...hahaha

Just found out the dirt lot near our apartment is “Burbank Indigenous Park” and I’m 🤨

Yes it is probably @JoeCulverhouse@twitter.com’s fault, now that you mention it

Any other UGA grads always secretly thinking about Cali n Tito’s?

Thrilled to realize it’s once again @paddingtonbear@twitter.com season