Courtney Birnbaum @courtney@mastodon.art

Mystery latte by High on Art & Coffee

Barista wasn’t sure what her latte art looked like. What do YOU think it is? (Photo in thread)

My face when I found this cookie:

C is for cookie, which was hiding in my car

Me, surfing away from my problems:

“It was quite the curfuffle.” #BrooklynNineNine

Also Movie Date (@LAIKAStudios@twitter.com' #MissingLink!) with @ScribbleAddict@twitter.com

PIZZA DATE

Me, horrified by Notre Dame on fire: *looks for updating news*
Promoted tweets:

The softest dog in the world 😭

Aldi’s $.29 half gallon of chocolate milk brings all the cows to the yard.

Y'all, I am ashamed that it took me so long but I finally watched some #BigCityGreens and I love it and it's great.

Me, counting down the seconds until a new @nbcbrooklyn99@twitter.com tomorrow:

*Rosa Diaz voice*: I've only not had @inboxbygmail@twitter.com for a day and a half, and ...Gmail is the worst HELP.

It’s CASUAL FRIDAY, Y’ALL!

Our dog has one (1) toy out right now and I’ve tripped on this in EVERY ROOM of the house, every day. That corg is efficient 😑

Variety's Power of Women NY 2019 feature involves just one woman writer and no female photographers (of five stories with five photo shoots) 🤔

Let’s replace all references to Caroline Bingley’s ironic declaration with a finer one from Henry Tilney: “The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.” https://www.bustle.com/p/this-one-pride-prejudice-quote-about-reading-doesnt-mean-what-you-think-it-means-16991410 #janeausten #contextplease