Jurassic Wahrld: #WaluigiForSmash2k18
Maurice: The Beast in the forest kidnapped my daughter!
Gaston: That is so sad Alexa play another song about me.
I miss @nbccommunity@twitter.com so much
The heartwarming tale of a little corgi who can jump incredibly high after eating a pair of Michael Jordan’s old tennis shoes. It’s called “Like Mike 2: Airbud Jordans.”
@courtney it was actually @ScribbleAddict’s idea. He’s the best.
When he asks what you want for dinner:
Please sign my petition to rename all cruise ships “boatels.”
Kitchen renovations. 🛠KITCHEN🛠RENOVATIONS🛠
Jurassic Wahrld: #WaluigiForSmash2k18
Everyone else will also ride a dinosaur of their choosing, except for one tiny dinosaur who also joins the gang and rides a motorcycle. #JurassicWorld
I really wanted to see someone ride a running dinosaur in the last film, so I propose another sequel called "Jurassic World: Blue's Angels" where Maisie forms a motorcycle gang and rides Blue the Raptor™️
#Incredibles2 question: If Elastigirl had a mohawk before meeting Mr. Incredible, it would've been at the latest in the mid-1940s (Incredibles is set in 1962), so maybe it was more like this?
[17yo Josephine Amaya with mohawk haircut, Los Angeles, 1951] http://digital2.library.ucla.edu/viewItem.do?ark=21198/zz0002pd40
My favorite idea so far is Jurassic Galaxy. After dinosaurs overrun the earth, humanity finally elects fan-favorite Batman villain Newt Gingrich to enact his moon colonization dream. This space utopia comes to a SCREECHING halt when reptilian space stowaways get free on board.
Saw the Jurassic World sequel last night as part of @MelissaLandon@twitter.com’s birthday celebration. Ignore me if I’m spoiling things, but it was very, uh, inspirational as far as where the sequels could go. There are no limits! Here is my thread of #JurassicWorldSequelIdeas
College reunion weekend! @ me with a good pic and I’ll photoshop you in
There's a new website for HQ texture images called Texture Haven, and all I can think of is The Philadelphia Story. #CKDexterHaven #JimmyStewart #CaryGrant
THIS BURRITO CONTAINS CURLY FRIES. THERE IS STILL GOOD IN AMERICA. #girlsgirlsgirlsburritos
Waiting for food delivery like Scott Pilgrim for his Amazon Dot CA order
“Wet like a fine wine.”
Guys, it’s confirmed: sharks are smooth. My 4yo. nephew told me.