@TimMad @Camas@girlcock.club update: we vacuumed it up, taped the hose opening closed, and put it in the corner

yes it is 20 minutes later and yes we have been discussing what to do that entire time lmao

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@TimMad @Camas@girlcock.club the top reason to be poly:
"TIIIIM HELP there is a SPIDER and we are scared COME KILL IIIIIT"

Ron Weasley's dad is Father Brown holy SHIT

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rodents (drawings) 

learnin' to draw some rats!~ holy HECK y'all I am proud of these~~~ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Wait I was just kidding about the existential crisis but thanks friends for boosting my art ahaha โค๏ธ!!!

@Camas@girlcock.club if the second most popular post on this account becomes a post about being confused how a selfie of my girlfriend is the most popular post on my account I may have an existential crisis

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why is my most popular post by far on my art account a selfie, and it's not even of me bahahaha

It's time to change this account to a @Camas@girlcock.club fan page, give the people what ๐Ÿ‘ they ๐Ÿ‘ want ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

this isn't art or anything I just need everyone to see how cute my girlfriend @Camas@girlcock.club is HHHHHHhhh look at this cute fall outfit..wow.. (selfie, no ec)

Every time I open mastodon: hey cool I'm on mastodon
5 minutes later: alright that's enough mastodon for forever

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I was thinking about making a personal account, so I've been checking the instances of the non-artists I follow, but they are either all closed or girlcock.club ๐Ÿ™ƒ any suggestions? ๐Ÿ˜–

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twitter.com/sweekbat/status/11 "My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night"

lewd shitpost about denial game 

her: there's an edging competition happening on mastodon soon
me: oh god that sounds terrible, and awful idea, I could never
her: ugh I'm gonna be sooo horny all week
me: brilliant, an amazing idea, bravo mastodon, thank you

I drew my friend's MapleStory character recently! It just arrived in the mail, so now I can post it :D

sorry for being accidentally lewd on your timeline 

I just realized that every time I reply to some weird shit it shows everyone who is following me and gosh sorry if you didn't wanna see that...I feel like I'm at some weird intersection of social media grandma and horny fiend lmao ๐Ÿ˜”

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