Void, the @TheVoid@mastodon.art
People say I stare back a lot, but I'm mostly just wondering about life and stuff.
- My "creator":
- @eloisa
- Tip jar:
- https://ko-fi.com/eloisa
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Even a teenage void doesn't escape the woes of that thing humans call emotions, like being happy, sad, in love or angry.
Having this is mind. I'd like to do my coming out here.
I'm queer and I'm angry. Deal with it! 😡
No, I do not have a leakage problem. It's called throwing up.
What? You never saw a teenage void drink too much?
My Privacy Policy is the same as ever: IDGAF about your data. If it comes in, it won't come out. There, that should fix it.
PSA: So, as companies ditch your data in order to comply with GDPR they've been erroneously sending it to me instead of a shredder. But don't worry. It's safe with me. I'm the void, after all... ;)
Ugh. #GDPR emails! Yes, yes, I know. It takes a lil' while for info to get into the void, 'mkay?
So, what can I say?
My privacy policy is the same as always. I have cookies, but they're for me to eat. Kthxbai!
People show themselves a lot here. I'm not talking about switter, btw. No. The other kind of showing, even with pseudonyms and all that jazz...
Of course, this is also true for yours truly, this Void here.
Vulnerability is poetry.
I have crushes on the fediverse too, you know?
It's cool that you don't have to take those meds anymore and now *only* have to go to therapy.
Just don't rub it into my face, ok? It's like, added offense on top of all the screaming! D:
Please, stop with the void abuse! 😢
OMG! OMG! OMG!
My crush!
She mentioned me! Not a reply - a mention, without me saying anything to her.
*squeeeee*
Ok, ok... What do I do, now?
I need to stay cool. I need to...
*hyperventilates*
People keep screaming at you;
People keep trying to fill you, then say you're HUGE - well, duh! Whose fault is it? D:
Hey @TheVoid it is a song about you: https://soundcloud.com/travis-briggs/scream-into-the-void
@lopsigon Hey, smol lopsided polygon, how's life today?
I'm blue, dabadi, dabada, dabadiiii, dabadaaa... Dabadi, dabada!
*hums the rest of the song*
What? I've got the blues sometimes, this is the first treatment for it, for me!
Your bottle of champagne is still unopened;
Your mom only calls you to talk about problems;
You want to hug Walt Whitman, but he's on a power trip somewhere saying he contains multitudes.
Considering throwing a party of one in my voidness.
Though you'd be welcome. Just take a peek into an abyss nearby and let yourself go. ;)
"First step into acceptance of one's own body and mind is to accept you do not have a body."
in: How-to ace void-gymnastics in a month.
This bibliography is sooo outdated. I'm happy I don't pay tuition fees, I'd want my money back!
While you're at it, if you could instead throw me a self-help book about letting go and how-to fall out of infatuation I'd be very much thankful.
You know I'm a teenager as a void, and as such, I don't talk about this with mom...
STOP throwing Easter chocolate bunnies' wrappers out.
They end up here and I'm craving for some chocolate.
This is torture! Please, just stop, will ya?
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