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how do i never know mother's day is coming up until i someone happens to mention it a few days before mother's day

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a Groomba™ is a little husband who drives around and eats crumbs off your floor. It's a living

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"Possibly Beans" would be a very good name for a cat.

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Tourette's in the 19th century was all

"pshaw!"

"Oh, I say!"

etc

my friend told me i look like betty crocker and I'm debating if i should make her my profile pic everywhere.

wtf are statistics and why do i need to learn about it

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also I just cleared all of FNF on hard except for week 7, I got the first song but the second I had trouble with

my chromebooks battery is almost dead, i have a few minutes to write an essay thing, and I'm about to fall asleep

@hammerhead you could do what i do and knock yourself out with your ceiling fan or with a baseball bat! /j

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There is only one gender, and it's mine. It belongs to me. No one else is allowed to have it.

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just a smol bi trash princess looking for my smol bi trash prince

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