wow, this is a new one

if you need my β€œpersonal data” to pay your staff then you need to find a more ethical fucking business model

I try to keep an iron grip on my rolls cause I'm ol' mr butter fingers over here.

I was troubleshooting a synchronization problem between an app on my Mac and the network. I found the log for the SyncServer. I was amused to see the comment in the attached log.

For those of you under the age of 90 who don't get the reference, read this:
shmoop.com/quotes/say-goodnigh

As we move into a , please remember:

✨ The things you create bring joy to others; art makes life worth living
✨ At the same time, the things you create and how much you create don't define your worth. You are worthwhile simply for being you
✨ Take help when you need it, and give where you can. We're all in this together, so let's take care of each other.

You've made it through every year so far, and I'm so proud of you for it. I can't wait to see what you do!

2018 was the year I concluded that any system whose purpose is to measure, capture, and monetize human attention is immoral and inevitably leads to the erosion of the commons and society itself. In 2019 I'm committed to helping dismantle these systems by all possible means.
Concretely this means supporting nonprofit alternatives like mastodon, blocking all ad tracking (sorry, people whose livelihoods have been captured by that industry), and doing whatever most damages the attention industry.

A funky to end the old year. Twice in one post, because the long neck ruins single pic preview. Also: You can never have enough .

This abstract looks like a pond with water lilies. It happens.

just because white people couldn't do it doesn't mean it was aliens

I bought six quarts of eggnog last month (go big or go home!). I then took a photo of my haul to taunt a friend who didn't have any. 😈

I recently thought that maybe I should do some sort of Andy Warhol-esque thing with that photo. After much experimentation, I came up with this.

Beaverton decorated one of their parks with . I photographed it a couple of days ago with my Brownie Hawkeye, but I probably won't develop that film for a few weeks.

I also took a few shots with the cell phone. Here are three. The first is a straight shot of the lights winding around a few trees. I then livened things up by intentionally moving the camera, as you can see by the other two shots. I like these two a lot more.

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If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining.

#portland #photography #MastoArt #night #city #rain

I made this accurate anatomical drawing to shed light on how chihuahuas work. I'm posting it here for those of you who are still fumbling in the fog of ignorance.

mastodon.art/media/O3SBwzJHCWn

My cat struggled for half an hour to kick this medical cone off but it wouldn't move so he collapsed like this and stared off into space, contemplating his new life. I made it into a cookie.

This is a statue located in Berlin, entitled "Politicians Discussing Global Warming."

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