Ever look at your social media accounts, and then say, "WTP?" (What's The Point) Lol! :-) I'm just in a really fowl mood tonight for some reason...
More and more, dreaming of living on a tropical deserted island somewhere seems so appealing.... Seriously, animals could teach us a thing or two about diversity and inclusion... Unless they're hungry, and stalking someone on the menu, they pretty much live and let live without shoving their boo-hoo whiny assed beliefs down each others throats... Tom Hanks, where was that Island you so foolishly escaped from????
If you say the word gullible very slowly, it sounds just like oranges.
Sooooo tired...... :-/
*feed not fed.... 😑
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Language is cool because it's just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry; or you can order tacos.
"I don't know what the fuck this tastes like." - first person to eat chicken.
Sorry that offended you, I really didn’t think you’d get it.
Changed engine oil and filter on the mower... Check...
Changed transmission filter on the mower... Check...
Changed the outer and inner air filters... Check...
Changed the mower blades... Check...
Drained mower gearbox oil... Check...
Spilled gear box oil all over mower deck and drive belt... Shit...
Swore like a fother mucker while cleaning the mess up... Great big check-a-roonie...
I've often wondered what it would be like, to have good internet bandwidth...... 😡
Next time you go on a roller coaster, take some spare bolts with you and tell the person in front of you "Dude! These came out of your..."
Why is it acceptable for people to be idiots, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
Seems like it's taking forever for the leaves come out this Spring...
Money not buying you happiness? Wire it into my account and I'll send you pictures of how happy it makes me. Problem solved.
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Damn!!! Wish I was in Pensacola to see the Thunderbirds with the Blue Angels!! :-/
https://www.newsairshow.com/headlines/2017/4/24/blue-angels-and-thunderbirds-to-team-up-monday
I overheard a woman telling her friend that she was thinking about getting her asshole bleached. Her friend said, "I just can't see your husband as a blonde."
Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of wait.
If you ever find yourself in a rut: Remember, even in fairy tales the happy ending doesn't happen until the last page.
I've been to all the liquor stores, but I still can't find this "Responsibly" they keep advertising. 😏
