me: please ... let me sleep .......
brain: *continues blaring welcome to the jungle on repeat*
me: *weeping* i don't even like this song, why are you doing this to me
brain: *welcome to the jungle intensifies*
Did you know
There was a muffin man
They can do that over there
I'm going to do this over here
19:30 on Sunday August 19th, over the North Pacific Ocean
Im having a pizza!
you don't even need a guy if you've got a horse. you can just be the horse.
Im gonna need to find in-between things i can do on my phone
Its the time of the year
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Looking for a Ruby dev that wants to do a side gig (paid obviously) to help me fix an issue I am having with Masto.host?
'That guy there hes got 100% failure rate!'
'He must be really good at it and know a lot'
Most of the worlds ig stories are the same
Their algorithm is killing my ability to content
If cats are domesticated after dogs, why do they have actions that show more intelligence?
What about me as a being? When was i ever wild
Family oriented, creator, freelance audio engineer, musician, painter, songwriter, business owner, civically engaged
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