me: please ... let me sleep .......

brain: *continues blaring welcome to the jungle on repeat*

me: *weeping* i don't even like this song, why are you doing this to me

brain: *welcome to the jungle intensifies*

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Did you know
There was a muffin man

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They can do that over there
I'm going to do this over here

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Selling: Show more

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19:30 on Sunday August 19th, over the North Pacific Ocean

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MH Show more

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you don't even need a guy if you've got a horse. you can just be the horse.

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Im gonna need to find in-between things i can do on my phone

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Personal brands & my blog Show more

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Fun fact: while you may only have heard of Mastodon recently, it's been around for a while! @Gargron registered the domain 'mastodon.social' in March 2016, and hundreds of people have contributed to its development since then.

Let's take a moment to say thank you to the thousands of people who have contributed to Mastodon's development and community over the last two and a half years! We wouldn't be where we are without you!

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Looking for a Ruby dev that wants to do a side gig (paid obviously) to help me fix an issue I am having with Masto.host?

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'That guy there hes got 100% failure rate!'
'He must be really good at it and know a lot'

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Most of the worlds ig stories are the same

Their algorithm is killing my ability to content

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If cats are domesticated after dogs, why do they have actions that show more intelligence?

What about me as a being? When was i ever wild

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