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Mermay may be long over, but it's never too late to respect the sea! And look at all that filth!
This one took soo long but it was fun :D

Speedpaint on PeerTube:

Mermay Mermaid Blobfish Ocean

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My wife and I visited our granddaughter at daycare yesterday in the "crawler room". After all the safety rigamarole, we went in to sit with her on the floor. As I sat I lifted my head up to look around. Ten sets of baby eyes stared back at me. I've seen this movie before. "Children of the Corn". They were quiet, impassive, intense. And unnerving. It took five minutes, but one little girl lifted up a plastic donut and handed it to me. Like a stop action begun, every child resumed. #smallstories

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@CountZero Hope you like the Pantera tribute drawing that I made for you! The idea of Vinnie Paul and Dimebag Darrell being reunited was just too tempting. I liked both the coloured and the clean lineart version, so I included both ^^ Have a metal Christmas!

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Got my comic printed for personal use and the prints came out REALLY nicely. 😊 It's a pretty thick book too, heavy enough to knock out an intruder with (just a little wobbly)!
Now excuse me as I gush over these a bit more

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Question to all owners - If you take your doggie on a walk and somebody asks if they can pet it, are you okay with that or are you thinking "Just let me walk my dog in peace!"
Wanna know if I can annoy you guys or shouldn't~

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Last weekend while playing Scrooge, I sold one of our clowns off to a small child at an event.

It was a huge comedic scene, and the kids delighted in my sending @Avalon away. One kid announced that he was my lieutenant, and his goal was to destroy Christmas.

The reality, of course, was far more gentle.

They played together happily for about an hour, and their 'sweatshop' was a craft table.

They made this for me, to lift my signature frown.

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"We found him! We finally found him!

The Installation Wizard!"

Anybody wants to share their favorite pieces of with me?
Be it Movie recommendations, Memes, Standalone Jokes, Comics, whatnot~

(Decent Dark Humor please, none of that "lol I'm a racist", "its just a joke, bro" stuff.)

My favorites in that Department would still be , , and more that I can't think of right now~

@Kavaeric I was wondering, is it Kava-Eric or Ka-vae-ric?

So I'm confused and as someone who loves feel kinda stupid for never noticing this. @LadyIcepaw and I talked about the Color Wheel in Art Programs like and how it doesn't match up with the color harmony wheel. Of course, the color harmony wheel is substractive and the one we have digitally is additive, but it made me wonder, are there CH-Like color wheels for digital programs? Is that even worth considering? Are Color Harmony rules preserved regardless of wheel type? Opinions?

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Tonight's shenanigan involves driving to a library in the middle of nowhere to teach adults how to play children's games. On the way, I'll be stopping to buy a pair of spats for Ebeneezer Scrooge and eat some Pad Thai.

Please don't tell the real job police that all of this is work related.

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i put together a ton of one-image beginner-friendly drawing tutorials that folks here might find helpful, including this one! megathread below πŸ‘‡

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how intense should your contrast be and how sharp should the highlights be? it depends on your materials.

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I shouldn't need to say this, but if you see a celebrity and disagree with them being here: don't harass them. Don't justify harassing them. Don't go down the slippery slope of "they're famous so it's ok."

We've been through that before and it's not cool, and even resulted in unrelated trans people being harassed for trying to facilitate. Please let's not do that again.

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So one of the users on my instance just made a good point: Tumblr chasing horny people off is probably gonna result in lots of underage people coming to Mastodon. And us #mastoadmin types should probably start adjusting out instances' terms to say something about whether or not we allow underage people, and what special rules we may have for them.

Personally my initial instinct is to say "we expect you to be legal adults, if we discover you're not then your account gets closed but we're not gonna go out of our way to look if you can do a good job of faking it". Because I was in that space as a teen a few times. But I don't wanna be running, yknow?

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Styletest for the second project I have to do for my portfolio :D Basically an attempt to use my sketching style as the ink, and just throw some color under and on top of it :D

Allright, I've sent out all Names!
If I missed you, hit me up and I'll look into it!
I shouldn't have, but I had some trouble with DMs lately~

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